Wednesday 31 March 2010

Views from the favourite chair


One of those interminable property programmes said, "lie on your back in a cluttered room to see the size of the room by looking at the ceiling."
Well, far be it from me to comment on the clutter in my home, since most of it is created by me and my counterpart, Finnegan the Otterhound, as well as an insurmountable quantity of books. But quite honestly, have you heard of anything more undignified (or indeed unhygienic) than lying on your back on a stranger's floor to look at their ceiling? Goodness knows what's on that floor (although I do sit on the floor of the Tube from time to time ...).
But at home it's another matter, so I considered this viewpoint from my favourite chair. But I am unconvinced. Doesn't it defeat life's purpose to remove the clutter and stare at the cornices? Let's enjoy the clutter and revel in the detail. Give me the floor any day.

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